THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

Legen......wait for it..........DARYY LEGENDARY

always love...always be yourself...always be a legend

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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(via ruinedchildhood)

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers, via deadandcuddly)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#I’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via deadandcuddly)

obsessedwithspn:

coolsail:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

 saving people

hunting things

the family business

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via deadandcuddly)

Anonymous said: Do you even read Deadpool comics?

xeniawarriorprincesa:

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No.

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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(via sabielisa)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via crunchier)

  • parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
  • parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired
humans-will-always-betray-you:

4am on We Heart It.

mattressblowoutsale:

katara:

maryjblige:

my 100% favourite thing about the universe is that you just have to google jovan and nothing else and his life is over

:(